Tuesday, March 21, 2006

My kind of SHUL.....


My kind of shul.....

....is just around the corner.

....where to get back in.

At my kind of shul, they don’t kvetch if you’re late..........they’re just happy to see you.

At my kind of shul, all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.....

At my kind of shul, all the whiskey is strong, the food is good-looking, and the singing is above average......

At my kind of shul, the Rabbi is always happy to see everyones’ smiling faces....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My kind of Shul is a place where everybody knows your name.

Anonymous said...

My kind of Shul is a place where children playing make great Jewish harmonies.

ECF Editor said...

My kind of Shul could be called the "Aleph" minyan - because "I love it when a plan comes together..."

ECF Editor said...

At my kind of shul, people have a sense of humor. Charles Steinert said he had been somewhat confused by services on Friday being at the Kirshteins, and on Saturday at the Cohens. He said he thought we should be under ONE roof!

Anonymous said...

At my kind of shul, Shabbat services close with a rousing rendition of the "Spira" Adon Olam...