"Who says old people aren't fun?"
(Or is that not "funny"?)
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger men who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore, under "fiction".
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done with that, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing a memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, in the Afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
___________________ and now for the finale, watch this animation of . . . .
the "boomers"!
Hope you are rewarded with "stitches"!
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