Healthcare indecision:

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital…….

The Allergists voted to scratch it
and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve
and the Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted
the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body’
while the Paediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
the Radiologists could see right through it
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists
thought the decision could be left to anyone in administration.