Senator Joe Lieberman will be speaking at BSBI this Wednesday morning (January 16th) at 9:30 AM in BSBI's main sanctuary, 182 Rutledge Avenue
Senator Lieberman will be addressing key issues in the upcoming election and will answer questions from the audience.
All are welcome.
Interested in recent news about Lieberman - click here.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Joining the "Oldies, but goldies."
Subject: QUESTIONS & ANSWERS FROM AARP
"Who says old people aren't fun?"
(Or is that not "funny"?)
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under "fiction".
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done with that, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing a memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, in the Afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
___________________ and now for the finale, watch this animation of . . . .
the "boomers"!
Hope you are rewarded with "stitches"!
"Who says old people aren't fun?"
(Or is that not "funny"?)
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger men who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore, under "fiction".
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done with that, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing a memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, in the Afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
___________________ and now for the finale, watch this animation of . . . .
the "boomers"!
Hope you are rewarded with "stitches"!
Monday, January 07, 2008
PBS series on "Jewish Americans"
SET ASIDE JANUARY 16 AND 23RD FOR THIS INTERESTING PROGRAM ON PBS. (9 to 11 PM)
Preview this series from the Jewish Television Network
Preview this series from the Jewish Television Network
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